nosdrinker: Busty Blonde Slut Gets A College Degree And Makes Her Father Proud
guys guys,guys seriously tho "h20: just add water"...
miaism: campaign to stop putting raisins in food
my grapes got no business being this dry
someone get me a fuckin fan
steve jobs sold me a gatdamn electric grill man...
people be makin straight up watermelon salads with...
Anonymous asked: You ever get pictures of vagg in your watermelon tag? It kind looks like vag when you slaughter it.
gatdamn man if i see these 2 lame ass image again...
HIGHWAY. TO. THE. DANGER. ZONE
mass effect 3 ending
Federal Government: Bruh if you don't pay these loans back
Federal Government: Bruh we comin fo you bruh
Federal Government: I swear to god on my mama bruh
tonight on piers morgan: president obama comes on...
irenigg: what if u were walkin and u blew up? niggas be out here talkin bout stopping smoking? what do they be doin, if not smokin? last time u did da 69? what if stanley and zero got caught fuckin in one of the holes? that sun is way strong dude what are ur furture plans for that?
what if the bottom scroll on cnn read like how...
irenigg: “shiiiiet bih……..its a nigga in oklahoma dat got ran over by a truck………..” “gotdamn bout 3 kids missin in florida…….my uncle used to stay up there” “a nigga in chicago got his ass stomped out….nigga had a cream suit on lls”
Anonymous asked: hey btw what the fuck are you doing in Mexico, just wondering
nickmoorexvx replied to your post: How long are you going to be in Mexico? Prepare to get deported if I see your ass in my neck of the woods. America is for Americans. That’s why it’s called America. we meet again nick… its been too long… (serious japanese man voice)
Anonymous asked: How long are you going to be in Mexico?
claycattington: chuckquizmo: claycattington: what if mario didnt have a mustache NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ted Bundy is a baby inside of a watermelon!
bundydoesthings: #Ted Bundy #Ted Bundy does things #baby #weird #serial killer #funny
richwhitelesbian: i’m at a job interview. they ask if i have any experience with computers and the internet. i look directly into the interviewers eyes and grin while i adjust my glasses
fucks heavily with this orange soda right now man...
badafro: “That’s what she said!” I exclaimed happily as the Priest announced “We can’t stop the bleeding. He is going to die.” What a day.
using your hands as part of your album title thats...
who is homestuck. ?