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legolas by laura

Legolas was riding along the woods and one day he found a baby whaped in colth so he got off his horse and went to the baby and then Legolas said”who left you here little one”and then the baby just cryed and then Legolas pick her up and hold her and then the baby stoped crying and then Legolas said”your name is going be Laura”and then Legolas and the baby went onto the horse and went back to the castle where he lived.Legolas said”father mother I found this little baby in the woods and then Legolas mother got up and walked down and said”how can people put baby in the woodsand to die”.Then Legolas father said”we are going to keep her”and then Legolas was happy for someriseing.

10 Years Later

Legolas got up and went into Laura’s room and said”good moring”and then Laura said “good moring too”.Then Legolas said”whats a matter”and then Laura said”Legolas I want to know how to ride a horse”.Then Legolas said”Ok”and then Legolas said”first you get dresses and have something to eat and then we will go for a horse ride lesson”.Mean while Strider and Gandalf was rideing towards where Legolas lived and then Strider said”Gandalf I did not know Legolas had a sister”and then Gandalf said”I did not know aswell”.Mean While at Mondor the dark lord was planing to kidnap the princess but not Legolas.Then the boss of the Orcs came and said”I’ll get her for you sir”and then the Dark lord said”yes you can”.

King of The Hill Episode 1 Peggy’s Revenge

Rated TV-14. S Smoking. MV Mild Violence

“Did you enjoy your lobster,” asked Hank Hill. “It was d-liscious,” said his wife Peggy. As they do every year on their anniversary Hank took his wife Peggy out to a fancy French restaurant and got her drunk on champagne. Hank had looked forward to this for a long time since it was one day he was guaranteed sex. “So Peggy, are you ready to do it?,” Hank said with a smile. “Come on let’s go to the bedroom,” Peggy said.

Peggy trudged over to the bedroom stripped naked, laid on the bed, and spread her legs. “Honey, before you fuck me how about a little foreplay, eat me out or something.” said Peggy. “Ha-ha,” laughed Hank, “Don’t be ridiculous. Do you know who invented eating pussy? The French, that’s who. And I am not about to eat pussy like some faggot Frenchman

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so my dad got these bootlegged spanish dvds and im trying to do a dramatic reading of this russell crowe film “The Next Three Days”

this is the result

TLYUDACRIS COMES BACK TO THE RAP GAME ONCE AGAIN DROPPING THE LONG AWAITED BALLS DEEP IN SOME CHIPS & DIPS (HD 1080p 5.1 SURROUND SOUND REMAKE!!!)

HISTORICAL STUFF!!!

DO NOT MISS THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME TRACK!!!

basedmanga:

what have i DONE

WOW #RARE COVER TRACK FROM THE ONE AND ONLY TLYUDACRIS “BALLS DEEP IN SOME CHIPS AND DIPS”
ORIGINALLY FROM THE TALENTED JIMMY “THE HATCHET” HATCHER
SHOUTS OUT TO AUDACITY

i already made an audio post b4

so enjoy this drama video readin

Butts: A Haiku by Christian Luik